18 and less than a day looks exactly like this, for those of you taking notes. And by the way, always check ID! Lawrence Taylor learned that the hard way.
This almost never happens at the beach, but if it did, that is how we men picture a nude beach! JUST like this... (Not the wrinkly old collection of senior citizens that usually are there!)
Its always SO damn annoying when a homeless person camps out in your hallway, and takes their clothing off. Next thing, people are urinating in the plants!